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Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/24/01 11:46 pm)
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I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
It's going to be pretty cool. I haven't gotten very far yet, and Nintendo refuses to send me a developer's kit for some reason, but here's a brief rundown of what it'll be like when I finally release it:
Basically, what we have here is a driving/molestation simulation game. The driving action takes place as you cruise around town in your big brown van, looking for eager little girls to molest. The molestation action, naturally, takes place as you molest them. However, there's more to it than scouring the streets for worthy molestees.
A large portion of the game will be made up of befriending the young girls on your street and getting them and their parents to trust you. If you've done that well, you can move on to the attempted molestation. But be careful! Clumsy molestation tactics won't always work, depending on which difficulty level you're playing at (Eager, normal, frigid, or @#%$ cocktease). You'll have to pick up subtle hints from your young Lolita as you attempt to navigate your way into her pants. Should you sneak into the bathroom while she's showering or not? Should you murder her parents and lock her in your closet? If she finds out that you like her, will she be flattered? Confused? Aroused? Frightened?
Trust me, it won't be easy, and there will be a lot of surprises along the way. Although I haven't decided on a name, the working title is "But You're So Big!" I hope you'll join the rest of the gaming public in checking it out upon its release. Thanks for reading.
I don't know why I... |
The One
Registered User
(10/24/01 11:49 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
That game seems horrendously perverted and surprisingly arousing at the same time. I salute you.
USA - Formed in the Light, forged in the Fire. |
Reitz
Jedi Pimp
(10/24/01 11:51 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Don't forget the hidden Tokyo Subway Bonus levels. Grope as many schoolgirls as you can before you reach the next stop! Whoo!
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Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/24/01 11:51 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Incidentally, I'm planning on including some mini-games and multiplayer modes. "Find the 12-year-old," "Hymen Trouble!" and "Ouch! You Tore Something Inside Of Me!" will be available from the beginning, and you will be able to unlock several other games as you make progress. It's all about fun, guys.
I don't know why I... |
Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/24/01 11:54 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Hey, thanks a lot Reitz. I was going to wait until a few months after release to disclose that information, in order to increase replay value. You've ruined everything.
I don't know why I... |
Reitz
Jedi Pimp
(10/24/01 11:59 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Well jeez, just tryin' to help. There're only so many perverted behavior stereotypes...
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Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/25/01 12:05 am)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
That's what YOU think.
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Heckle
Pantload
(10/25/01 12:15 am)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Have you given any thought to releasing a special controller for your game? You could modify an old Sega Activator to detect the movements of other appendages besides the arms and legs.
Also, will there be any voice recognition technology (a la Seaman)? I don't know about you, but for me, a big part of the experience is being able to sweet-talk (and threaten) my little angel.
One more thing: online mode. I haven't yet had the opportunity to molest girls on a different continent than I.
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case. |
Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/25/01 9:41 am)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Yes, I have considered these features, but I'm not going to reveal anything about them right now. You'll have to wait until E3.
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Maverick142k
Sousaphone/Snare Bitch
(10/25/01 11:53 am)
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Don't forget to beat up the high school jock out to get her.
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Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/25/01 12:04 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
You don't know from molestation. High school jocks go for cheerleaders who are their own age. I'm trying to make this a molestation simulator, and therefore it will be as accurate as possible. Keep your pseudo-molestational ideas to yourself.
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Maverick142k
Sousaphone/Snare Bitch
(10/25/01 12:10 pm)
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And just what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?
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Maxwell2020
Registered User
(10/25/01 12:44 pm)
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If that confused you, just read the first sentence. It pretty much sums things up.
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Sandslash92290
Registered User
(10/25/01 2:12 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
If this is real,it'd be worth every penny.
-Sandslash
A WORD FROM DUNKINBEAN
"Change your sig Sandslash,you rip-offing,stupid fr33k!" |
Reitz
Jedi Pimp
(10/25/01 2:18 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
Hahahaha...that's so cute. Mez needs about another decade under his belt before he could even be considered a child molester.
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Erebus Knight
Registered User
(10/25/01 2:49 pm)
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Re: I'm working on a dating sim for GameCube
 Thanks Max, I litterally fell outta my seat laughing. We don't get this kind of genius too often.
"The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them."
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StalfosKnight
High King of Dark World
(10/25/01 4:12 pm)
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Why didn't you reveal the level where you get to meet Mezonn and molest him?
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Nintendo Phillip
I want a tag!
(10/25/01 4:57 pm)
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Molesting Mezonn? 
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"Certainly. Any other Pearls of Wisdom?"-Joanna Dark, Perfect Dark
"The name's Bond. James Bond."-James Bond
"The gate to tomorrow is not the light of the heavens, but the darkness of the depths of the earth."-Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy 7 (It's amazing how identical this can be when compared to our own world and existence.)
"The future depends upon thee, Link. Thou art courageous..."-The Great Deku Tree, The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time
"Fortune and glory,kid.Fortune and glory."-Indiana Jones
"Say Terrance,what did the Spanish priest say to the Uranian gynecologist?"
I am in NO WAY as biased to Nintendo as before.
If Satan is the Prince of Darkness,who's the King?
Oh boy!Buffalo testicles! |
Erebus Knight
Registered User
(10/25/01 5:01 pm)
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Np, you have too many quotes :P
"The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them."
-Xenocide |
Nintendo Phillip
I want a tag!
(10/25/01 5:22 pm)
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I guess I'm just quotable. 
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"Certainly. Any other Pearls of Wisdom?"-Joanna Dark, Perfect Dark
"The name's Bond. James Bond."-James Bond
"The gate to tomorrow is not the light of the heavens, but the darkness of the depths of the earth."-Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy 7 (It's amazing how identical this can be when compared to our own world and existence.)
"The future depends upon thee, Link. Thou art courageous..."-The Great Deku Tree, The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time
"Fortune and glory,kid.Fortune and glory."-Indiana Jones
"Say Terrance,what did the Spanish priest say to the Uranian gynecologist?"
I am in NO WAY as biased to Nintendo as before.
If Satan is the Prince of Darkness,who's the King?
Oh boy!Buffalo testicles! |
Who Cares0707
The Buddy Christ
(10/25/01 5:31 pm)
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You know, you should just do one quote at a time instead of that bunch of @#%$. You could change the quote every few days or so. That would be cool, and not as gay.
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